tupacabra:

i own three pairs of running shorts but i’ve only ran one time in my life and i was wearing jeans and it was for an ice cream truck

(via richmexican)

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

(Source: skinnyyyboness, via richmexican)

partyintheurl:

i’ve got a body that just won’t quit (gaining weight)

(via ign0rethehurt)